When I started college I was so excited to be living on campus, away from home for the first time. I would be sharing an apartment with two other girls, so living space would be very limited. I would need to be frugal and take care to find necessities that were functional and space-saving. A friend told me about Oomphed!, where I could find information on compact hair dryers that would still work great on my hair.
At this point I guess I should tell you that my hair is my baby. I spend a small fortune on hair products, cuts an styles, and appliances like blow dryers so that I can always make my hair look like I just stepped out of a salon.
am especially picky about blow dryers since everyone knows the blowout is THE most important part of any style. After finding the perfect compact blow dryer, I was unpacking my things in my new living quarters, and one of my new roomies saw my hair dryer. She literally squealed and exclaimed how “cute” it was.
I told her that it was not meant to be cute, that it was a precision tool for getting my hair into just the right style, not like the cheapies that came from the local department store that just blew your hair every which way. She took offense at this, presumably because this is exactly where her own blow dryer had come from, and huffed away.
Oh well, I told myself, that’s her problem. Not everyone cares about how they look. I continued unpacking and arranging my things. The following day I was invited to a big party happening the next weekend. I was excited to get to mix and mingle with my new college friends, and I immediately began planning every last detail, from the dress I would wear to the earrings to the shoes to my hairstyle.
I just knew all the girls were going to be asking me where I got my hair done and they would absolutely faint when I told them that I do it myself. But I would not be sharing my beauty secrets with them. The day of the party finally arrived. I had my dress and accessories laid out on my bed as I get into the shower. I completed my entire hair regimen of shampoo, deep-conditioning masque, and instant conditioner, then after a bit of towel-drying, I added some mousse and shine spritzer.
Now I was ready to use my new blow dryer for the very first time. I liked to let my hair air-dry as much as possible, then I would use my curling wand and flat iron to style it. But for extra-special occasions I would go all out and blow dry with my special styling brushes. I stepped in front of the mirror, wrapped the first section of hair around my special round styling brush, picked up my awesome new blow dryer, and turned it on.
Even though I had it on the lowest setting, the blast of air that assaulted my hair was like a mini-hurricane. My carefully combed-out and sectioned-off hair went everywhere, and much of it was caught int he styling brush I was holding to my head. I immediately turned it off and double-checked that the setting was on low. It was. Aiming the appliance away from my head, I turned it on again.
It worked perfectly. I signed my relief and turned it off again to re-comb my hair and begin again. That was easier said than done; my hair had become tangled and a lot of it was caught up in the brush, so I had to carefully pull it out of the brush in tiny sections, so as not to pull a lot of it out.
Once I got it free and re-brushed and re-sectioned, I picked up the blow dryer to start again. I aimed it at my head and turned it back on. It went haywire again, this time blowing my hair in every direction and causing massive tangles and crazy directions in my hair! I turned it off again and started brushing and trying to style.
My hair was a mess!
I didn’t have time to re-wash it and start all over, my date would be picking me up soon. I couldn’t use my blow dryer, that was clear, and my hair would not be naturally dry by the time my date arrived, and my hair looked atrocious if I didn’t work with it as it was drying. So I was stuck going to my very first mixer with hair that looked like the Grinch’s. The next day I went to the local department store and purchased a mice modest hair dryer, and it has worked like a dream.
Checking back on Oomphed!, I discovered that this blow dryer is actually rated as better for my hair than the one I spent a small fortune on!